acrossoceans:

Robin: Stanley Cup. Game six, eh? The Rangers are aboot to be sorry they ever played shinny with the Canucks.
Marshall: Hey Robin, I’ll give you twenty bucks if you can shoot it through the front door.
Robin: Oh! You’re nuttier than a Tim Horton’s maple log! Timmy Ho!
Lily: No. That’s it, Robin. Gimme the stick!
Robin: I’ll give you summer teeth… Some are here, some are there.
Lily: Robin, just give me the stick!
Robin: No. Take off, hoser!
Lily: Alright, that’s it!
[Robin and Lily begin to fight]
Ted: Alright, alright! Break it up!
Barney: Te-ed, no! You never break up a girl fight! NEVER!! [punches a hole in the wall and storms out]